An eavesdropper would actually wish to be a fly or even the wall - when couples try to explain to their parents, or maybe their children, that they met on facebook or twitter.
In fact, an online marriage event would be economical - because there is no need to cook for those invited:-)
The pastor would just say,"Anyone with a reason why these tweeps should not get married, please poke or tweet *now* or forever be blocked..."
Some people believe that it's an idea that whose time has come. So, the celebrant goes on and says, "Let no man nor woman poke, Re-Tweet, tag photos, twitpic, inbox or comment in order to put you apart. You may now follow the bride..."
Many people hate facebook because of the pictures saga; they don't understand why they are tagged in pictures that have nothing to do with them?! People have been fired, divorced, killed... just to mention a few - mainly because of those pictures and wall posts.
Someone said somewhere on the social networks that facebook has ruined more marriages and relationships than brothels! For instance, some jealous girl in the U.S.A stabbed her boyfriend to death when he refused to give her his password.
False prophets foresee a situation when the couples are signing their respective pre-nup(s), the husband will be required to hand over his password to his wife - and vice versa.
Back to facebook! We move to propose that the facebook team set up an institution to educate people on just how to use this social site - which is literally taking over the world one poke at a time!
By ken_odhis
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